A note from the Chairlizard

Hello! Can you hear me? It’s Chompy! Ya know, the Syslog Snapper? The Kernel Chomper? The best mascot in all of Florida? The scaly boss of all things BSides Orlando? Ah! You have heard of me! I wasn’t fully sure how far back I’m communicating with. I’m calling to tell you, don’t miss out on the After Party! Let’s just say, the universe will be better off if you don’t…

I mean there will be board games, cash bar, music, and way too many people you idolize that you’ll try to talk to. Though I thrive on watching you try. Starts 7 pm at the Embassy Suites ballroom.

So zoom in on your flying car and come hang out. Tell your favorite speaker how awesome their talk was, battle your fellow hackers over cardboard kingdoms, and let me bask in the glory of your questionable dance moves. Be there… or risk eternal chompification.

I had my minions hand draw maps to help you find your way to the party. You have your choice of Apple flavored or Google flavored. I told them we needed a mind map upload as well but I was told that technology doesn’t exist in your time. Ugh stupid minions.

Don't want to be driving home so late at night? I don't blame you. Have you seen Ypmohc drive? For someone who flew space ships three dimensions really throw him off! Anyway, don't go spreading this around, but the hotel manager is a close personal friend of the Chompinator and I got us a screamin' deal on rooms. Which is pretty impressive because this is a real classy joint and they don't just give these deals to any old reptile. You just follow this link and tell 'em Lil Chompy sent you. They'll take good care of you. But you better book before September 2nd because the deal doesn't last forever. It’s already passed for me, hopefully my minions tuned the time period right?

Got it? Embassy Suites, 7 pm, questionable dance moves, be there or be a four toed Kruse. K bye!

I look forward to chomping you at the After Party.

-Lil Chompy, BSides Orlando Chairlizard

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Who: All BSides Orlando attendees

What: BSides Orlando After Party

When: 7 pm – 10 pm, September 26th

Where: Embassy Suites by Hilton Orlando Airport, 5835 T G Lee Blvd, Orlando, FL 32822, United States

Why: To have fun. To meet awesome people. The real question is — why not?

Parking: What do you mean you can't just take the monorail? Uhhh Minions! Verify this!